Scorpion Sucker™ = 500%+ Protein

Today I ate the Scorpion Sucker™. That's right, I put the Scorpion Sucker™ in my mouth and I survived. I believe I have my protiens for the day. Eeaccgh (I believe that word describes the feeling of a scorpion in your mouth.)! Give me a pat on the back, and look at these frightening photos, of my quest to eat the Scorpion Sucker™...


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The blueberry flavor was helpful to hide the scorpions flavor. In fact, it was worse trying to eat the sucker because the scorpions claws began poking out of the sucker and it just felt really wierd, like a small stick inside a clear sucker, and as the sucker gets smaller, the stick scrapes your mouth. Anyway, after I sucked most of the blueberry stuff off the scorpion, I washed him off so I could hold him without getting all sticky. You have no idea how sticky this sucker made my fingers. Yeach! Taking off the wrapper was a work in itself. Anyway... here are the photos of me actually eating the scorpion:
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After the nightmare was over, I sang a ditty: And then I threw up. Okay, I didn't throw up, Late-n'-Lame April Fools joke! Nor did I sing a ditty. Another lame-n'-late april fools joke, heheh. But the scorpion eating is aaaallll real folks.