As a personal sacrifice, I decided to eat a sucker my parents sent to me. Now, many of you may wonder "what kind of sacrifice is that, that's CANDY!" Well, I'm here to tell you, that the sacrifice was my teeth. They turned red! That's right folks, I turned from a regular white toothed person, to a vampirish looking of a fellow! I think I'll let you take a look at the pics...
And as a side note, I want you to NOT notice the red nose recently burned while visiting a touristic site called Chan Chan, the biggest adobe ancient ruins in the world. But that's aside the point, let's look at the photos now...
BEFORE (How nice...):
That's me with the white teeth (and the red nose which, of course, is not to be mentioned of).
That's nice, eh? Now lets take a look at the NEXT picture...
AFTER:
Not so cool, eh? Well, now that they're stained this way, I get all these funny stares! Why? "Why baby, Why!?" (Name that movie - it's from a remake we did like a couple years ago...)
Teeth did not stay this color. This post was maybe a little exaggerated. Go figure, Elder Buck, exaggerating? Yeah right.
3 comments:
Hey son, sorry about those pearlies. I didn't know there was a hidden surprise in those suckers. Maybe in the future, sunscreen should be enjoyed instead suckers...just a motherly thought.
lol
umm....you should probably see a specialist about those not-so-pearly-whites, or maybe you could just gargle some bleach...on second thought that might be truly detrimental...in any case...COOL SUCKER!
I like the sucker. It's good for suckers like you. I mean... wait, um... what we talkin' bout?
Anyways, I belive the correct answer to your question from the Name-that-Movie trivia section would be "The Ring." Oh, and since this is kind of related, you may or may not be interested to hear that they've actually made a "Grudge 2" which might actually be better than the first... but then again, who knows. Probably not.
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